"A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."
Just the other night I thought I should take an inventory of my little armory, just to make sure that, should the government decide that the state was a little too free, me and my brother-in-law LeRoy could call a few buddies, field a militia and kick their repressive asses. Not that I'm trying to show any disrespect for our men and women in uniform (I can think of some very special respect I would like to show some of those manly women in uniform) but should Obama or some other 3rd world president get any ideas about taking away my guns, or LeRoy's, (especially LeRoy's!) I will exercise my constitutional right and not only keep my arms, but bear them as well!
So I drive the ATV the 100 yards out to the tornado shelter that I converted into my man
|My armory may look badass, but...|
Clearly the time has come to update the 2nd amendment. While "keeping and bearing arms" might have been fine 230 or so years ago, it has become dangerously evident that a local militia, even one with myself, Leroy and a few of our security guard buddies, is no match for...well, probably not even a match for the local police. If the right to keep and bear arms is intended to help the locals defend themselves from the government, it's time to level the playing field!
Let's start with military intelligence. It's true there are some faggots out there that call "military intelligence" an oxymoron, but if the people are going to be prepared for the federal government to go door to door collecting guns, we need to know when they're coming, and that means technology. The old "one if by night two if by day" bit ain't gonna cover it anymore. We need neighborhood basements stocked with computers: laptops, desktops, servers, iPads, iphones...I mean the works. We'll need satellites roving the skies and dudes with headsets with tons of shit strapped to their belts, cuz if the government has it, the people need to have it to!
|THAT'S what I'm talkin' 'bout!|
|A bad attitude will get us nowhere.|
|I might have to remodel the garage to get this bad boy in there.|